My World Of Randomness

Full of Love

((an overly delayed gift fic for Kela! thank you Khemi for writing it with me u are awesome k, and sorry Kela, I kinda drifted away from the original theme a bit I hope you can forgive me :> and that you enjoy it still~))

Link to AO3

Summary: The comfort you gain from your cakes, your sweet, delicious cakes - both baking and consuming them with no quelms afterwards-, are your only weapons against the sudden void your son left in your home, and, most recently, a tool against his now too constant presence.

You find that you mind neither of those things. 

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ohaitherejohn

(inspired by someone~)

Don’t Panic 5/?

((GUESS WHO’S BACK

BACK AGAIN))

((sorry for the delay! ;3;))

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Vriska wakes me up at five in the morning. She must’ve put my head on her lap while I was asleep, because I really can’t remember using her bony knees as a pillow. Honestly, I can’t help but think to myself that the floor is actually a bit more comfortable than her.

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Slime

((THIS IS FOR THE WONDERFUL EYECANDYRLYBURNS FOR DRAWING SLIME!DAVE THAT I NEVER EVEN KNEW I NEEDED. This fic was a lot of fun to work on! :D I hope you guys like it!! <3 ))

Fic on AO3

Summary: Dave sleeps in the tub and walks as silently as a streaming river and you’re more and more fascinated by him with each passing day.

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You meet him during a visitation to a chemicals fabric, all huddled up and hidden away at a dark corner where nobody could see him.

Nobody but you, that is.

You never let him out of your sight after that.

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Melody of the Heart 3/4

((THREE CHAPTERS GOODNESS WHEN DID I EVER SAY THAT???!?!

Yeah I have one more chapter to go! Fortunately it’s already done, but I need to fix a few things in it, and I’m too tired to do it now. Sunday. It’s a promise. 

Oh! And my undying love for Johnsugois for helping me out by being my beta for these last two chapters! You’re fucking awesome :> ty so much~))

Fic on AO3

In that moment, they knew happiness.

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Melody of the Heart 1/4

((Based on this. Puck has so many wonderful AUs, thought I could give at least one of them a try.))

Summary: Mister James Egbert is a businessman and a voice coach on his free time. Dave is a college freshman who has the hots for his best friend’s dad (who happens to be Mister Egbert himself) and a beautiful singing voice.

Shenanigans ensue.

Sexy shenanigans.

Fic on AO3

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“Now, again, Dave.”

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johnsugois:

its so early in the morning whajsisfh but i want there to be a story where dave walks around and does his normal daily routine while having a vibrator up his butt and tries not to let anyone know god forbid john knows shwjsifhhia iM SO WEIRD

When you decided to actually give Egbert’s gift a try, you never knew that things would ever be this… hard.

Literally.

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(Source: raunchystriders)

John, the transmorph bunny, from my Far, Far Awaystuck AU! I love drawing him, like a lot :B

His clothes are baggy and too large because he mostly lives as a runaway, and those shorts, the shirt and the underwear beneath it all is the only outfit he owns. He manages to steal a blanket or a coat during winter though! He hates winter.

Underwear only version:

Fuck Me

((OH YEAH ALMOST FORGOT

Kayleigh, sorry for the delay! Here’s your fic :> I hope you like it, even though it doesn’t have the full sex, hehehe))

Fic on AO3

“Fuck me.” John said, a bit breathless. Karkat froze, unsure of what to do. His long-term matesprit (boyfriend, partner, whatever you wanna call it), the goofy dude who loved to joke around and laugh and giggle and be on top during sex, was now splayed beneath his arms, eyes half-lidded and foggy with lust, swollen lips half parted as he took in shuddering breaths. “J-just… god, please, Karkat, fuck me, I-I need you, please…!”

And just like that, Karkat’s pants became impossibly tight, neck and face unbearably hot.

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Crabsalad 6/6

((WHOO))

Fic on AO3

Sometimes, I wonder.

I wonder if the world’s just playing a prank on me.

It sure seems like it.

I mean, god damn it.

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Don’t Panic 4/?

((Hell. Fucking. Yeah.))

Fic on AO3

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yeah it’s a few nsfw drawings I made a while ago

click under your own conscent 

or something like that

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Don’t Panic 3/?

((SURE TOOK ME LONG ENOUGH

Thanks again for the ever sweet Inverts for helping me with this chapter! I hope you all like it! Expect things to get a lot more exciting from now on~))

Fic on AO3

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Far, Far Awaystuck 1/2

((Okay, remember that cool idea for an AU I had the other day? Decided to make a fanfic of it. Also doodle a couple of stuff, I’ll see if I can post them later. The fanfic will end on the end of the second movie, because the 3rd and the 4th were not as good; I’ll make a separate post to explain the differences between the movie and this AU))

Work Title: An adventure to call your own (Shrek’s first movie)

Fic on AO3

Summary: Karkat Vantas is an adult troll, feared by the villagers of the kingdom and also by everyone or everything else who ever laid eyes on him, but he actually likes that, because it means he’s constantly left alone and unbothered.

But when he accidentally saves a half boy, half bunny from impending doom, his life and his so beloved peace and quietness begin crashing down as he finds himself in one crazy adventure after the other. And he absolutely loathes the bunny boy for it (but then again, not really).

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save me (just kill me already)

((A fanfic based on shatterstag’s amazing fanfic “Never Trust a Troll”

Happy birthday sweetie <> ))

Fic on AO3

Summary: Your name is Karkat fucking Vantas. You don’t die just because someone said you would.

But you’re actually not so sure of that anymore.

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