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Dirk’s nervous on dates with Jake
i’VE BEEN LAUGHING FOR FIVE STRAIGHT MINUTES
MY STOMACH HURTS OH MY FUCKING GOD
Ahoy mates!
So I could practice writing the speech of one endearing Jake English (he’s real hard to write, gosh!), I decided to go through all of his his pesterlogs and gather a few uncommon words and the expressions he uses. Thus I am now sharing said list to you, Tumblr, so you can enjoy it as well!
Please let me know if there’s any word that I might’ve forgotten and I’ll add it to the list :)
Click “Read More”!! (it’s a pretty long list)
OH LOOK I MADE SOMETHING I AM DAMN PROUD OF WHOA HOW RARE
It’s NSFW tho, so click through to see the whole picture okay? or not, whater floats your boat :Y
Your choice baby~
Tee hee~~
((A quick sadstuck I came up with during an extremely uneventful afternoon at work. God I need to finish homework.))
Summary: Dirk is about to face his own death over his questbed for the sake of the game. But even though he knows he won’t really die, killing himself isn’t as easy as it should be.
((Thank you so much for all your patience, and sorry for the delay! This last chapter is mostly under Dirk’s POV, and it’s pretty damn long, lol. I hope you all enjoy it!))
Your name is Dirk Strider, and merely five minutes ago you thought you were going to die.
((If I manage to post the final chapter tomorrow I’ll seriously give myself a fucking pat in the back
we’ll see
anyway, a special thanks to Marzi for beta-ing this chapter before I posted! you rock girl :>
read at your very own risk))
Your name is… uh, wait, your name…
What is your name again?
((Prompt: “Lord English ties Jake to a pool table and stuffs his ass full of a whole set of special “pool balls”, using the cue stick when necessary. He informs Jake that his job is to incubate and then birth a new generation of the Felt, including with LE’s successor. Mainly requesting dubcon/noncon, inflation, hypersensitivity, and multiple orgasms on Jake’s part, but will consider it an extra bonus if it ends with Jake’s friends rescuing him too late, Dirk volunteering to help him remove the eggs.”
Blame Kile and Marzi for this :B But anyway, this will have three chapters; the first one is SFW, but the other two won’t be, so careful there.
WARNING: PLEASE MIND THE TAGS. This fic is pretty heavy and I would feel bad if someone read it not knowing what it was all about))
Summary: Lord English believes his son Jake is a failure when it comes to villany, and decides to take matters into his own hands.
After this night, Jake will become a new villain, no matter if a better or a worse one - even if against his own will. (based on the Superstuck AU)
General Terror and The Tailorbird from the Superstuck universe
gosh their story is getting all complicated @_@ I wonder what will happen now that Dirk confessed everything
Jake is such a mess, poor fella…
Jake you lookin’ good
One of these days, you let three words slip as you’re walking away and waving, right after kissing him on the lips by accident.
I love you.
Scene from Never Been Happier by Gobetti
Okay this scene was way too awesome but dfjsklsdf I failed badly.
ALRIGHT FINALLY COMMENTING AND TAGGING THIS MASTERPIECE
akhddfdfg I have no idea what to say, I am speechless, I swear I even teared up a little when I saw this
its the first time someone made fanart for one of my fics and the fact that I inspired someone to do something this beautiful, this gorgeous, this……… oh my god it’s too much I cant even
flais
flies into the wind
((I wrote this one fairly quickly, but not as quickly as I wished! Still, here it is! My half of the art trade I did with antemrd! I hope you like it, and I hope that you understand at least the most important parts :> this was so much fun to write, dominating!Jake is really nice.
Anyway, I’d also like to dedicate this to Andy. Two words: testicle play. The fandom needs more of it. This is my contribution; everyone should follow my example, please and thank you.
On to the fic!))
Summary: Your name is Jake English, and right now, you’re completely sure you’ve never been happier in your entire life.
((Okay, remember that cool idea for an AU I had the other day? Decided to make a fanfic of it. Also doodle a couple of stuff, I’ll see if I can post them later. The fanfic will end on the end of the second movie, because the 3rd and the 4th were not as good; I’ll make a separate post to explain the differences between the movie and this AU))
Work Title: An adventure to call your own (Shrek’s first movie)
Summary: Karkat Vantas is an adult troll, feared by the villagers of the kingdom and also by everyone or everything else who ever laid eyes on him, but he actually likes that, because it means he’s constantly left alone and unbothered.
But when he accidentally saves a half boy, half bunny from impending doom, his life and his so beloved peace and quietness begin crashing down as he finds himself in one crazy adventure after the other. And he absolutely loathes the bunny boy for it (but then again, not really).
