https://soundcloud.com/dakedana/i-lost-another-bleep-bet

It felt only right that I sent this to you. I didn’t do a good job, but I wanted to say thanks for that list and you did a good job. :D

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oh man I FELL HONOURED OMFG

THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR THIS IT’S SO AWESOME OH MAN

Jake’s (fancy) Vocabulary!

Ahoy mates!

So I could practice writing the speech of one endearing Jake English (he’s real hard to write, gosh!), I decided to go through all of his pesterlogs and gather a few uncommon words and the expressions he uses. Thus I am now sharing said list to you, Tumblr, so you can enjoy it as well!

Please let me know if there’s any word that I might’ve forgotten and I’ll add it to the list :)

Click “Read More”!! (it’s a pretty long list)

Exclamations:

Okey doke.

Egad!

Blasted!

Frig!

Friggin…!

Oh for frigs flipping sake.

Dag nab it!

Devilfucking dickens!

Great caesars ghost!

Capital!

Eureka!

Fuckin SHUCKS buster

Whoa nelly

Gadzooks!

Holy fucking mackerel!

Jesus christofer kringlefucker!

Phooey!

Bravo!

Pshaw!

Howdy!

Right o!

Ahoy!

Cheese and fucking crackers!

Anyhoo…

Booyeah!

Hogswallop!

Good gravy!

Thats aces!

 

Words:

jerkwad

coldcocked

everfriggin

bogarting

whatsits

dadblasted

incongruous

ripsnorter

discombobulated

malarkey

grappled

reconvene

caboose

prattling

doodad

contraption

henceforth

humdingers

rugged

tenterhooks

vaunted

pilfered

forebears

entrepreneurial

scoundrels

cockeyed

catawampus

bedeviling

spiffy

untapped

disconcerting

blunder

moniker

bluster

babbling

inscrutable

deterred

envision

madame

forthcoming

alluded

Indubitably

pilfer

treacheries

contraption

botherations

brash

overzealous

Darned

Benignly

thingamabob

dickens

Preposterous

comrade

gizmo

suckered

curmudgeonly

cahoots

ditch

boondoggle

dadblasted

frightfully

overture

camaraderie

kerchief

platitudinous

bandying

reconvene

leisurely

accosting

assails

banter

warez

heartell

jimmied

pickpocket

incongruous

discerning

fathom

whistlemaker

bequeath

bummer

Quotes:

" I believe they are not incongruous with those of a feisty and provocative young woman.”

"There are a fuckload of irons in the fire"

" You know like actually in person instead of through his aggravating liaison who is so far up his own ass with this hal 9000 schtick its ridonkulous."

" The guns and how they blaze will be metaphors for my tenacity and gumption as an elite gamer."

"Nor am i a quaint man of the past. Pardon me but do i SOUND like some trollycar bellwether toiling in the heart of the mustache belt from the ruff n tumble year of nineteen aught nine???"

"That boorish cur!!!"

" WELL GOOD RIDDANCE TO IRONIC HIPSTER DOUCHEWAD RUBBISH IS WHAT I HAVE TO SAY ABOUT THAT!"

"What is even the rootin tootin POINT of this game?"

"Make it snappy shitknickers!"

" Scoot that noggin my way at your ready then."

"I know this is meant to be a spanking ripsnorter of a day for you and all."

Other stuff:

"bone head"

"top notch"

"indiscernible slight"

"roughhouse droid"

"prudish pedantry"

"cockamamie goofoff"

"spurious hijinks"

"thorough pickle"

"lickety split"

"bottom boonbuck"

"knack for gadgetry"

"far flung future"

"PANACHE AND SWAGGER"

"BANDY WITH APLOMB"

"guffaws aplenty"

"abreast of the raddest jargon"

"miss zuipperpips"

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Dirk’s nervous on dates with Jake

i’VE BEEN LAUGHING FOR FIVE STRAIGHT MINUTES

MY STOMACH HURTS OH MY FUCKING GOD

OH LOOK I MADE SOMETHING I AM DAMN PROUD OF WHOA HOW RARE

It’s NSFW tho, so click through to see the whole picture okay? or not, whater floats your boat :Y

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See you on the other side

((A quick sadstuck I came up with during an extremely uneventful afternoon at work. God I need to finish homework.))

Summary: Dirk is about to face his own death over his questbed for the sake of the game. But even though he knows he won’t really die, killing himself isn’t as easy as it should be.

Fic on AO3

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Host 3/3

((Thank you so much for all your patience, and sorry for the delay! This last chapter is mostly under Dirk’s POV, and it’s pretty damn long, lol. I hope you all enjoy it!))


Fic on AO3

Your name is Dirk Strider, and merely five minutes ago you thought you were going to die.

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Host 2/3

((If I manage to post the final chapter tomorrow I’ll seriously give myself a fucking pat in the back

we’ll see

anyway, a special thanks to Marzi for beta-ing this chapter before I posted! you rock girl :>

read at your very own risk))

Fic on AO3


Your name is… uh, wait, your name…

What is your name again?


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Host 1/3

((Prompt: “Lord English ties Jake to a pool table and stuffs his ass full of a whole set of special “pool balls”, using the cue stick when necessary. He informs Jake that his job is to incubate and then birth a new generation of the Felt, including with LE’s successor. Mainly requesting dubcon/noncon, inflation, hypersensitivity, and multiple orgasms on Jake’s part, but will consider it an extra bonus if it ends with Jake’s friends rescuing him too late, Dirk volunteering to help him remove the eggs.”

Blame Kile and Marzi for this :B But anyway, this will have three chapters; the first one is SFW, but the other two won’t be, so careful there.

WARNING: PLEASE MIND THE TAGS. This fic is pretty heavy and I would feel bad if someone read it not knowing what it was all about))

Fic on AO3

Summary: Lord English believes his son Jake is a failure when it comes to villany, and decides to take matters into his own hands.

After this night, Jake will become a new villain, no matter if a better or a worse one - even if against his own will. (based on the Superstuck AU)


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General Terror and The Tailorbird from the Superstuck universe
gosh their story is getting all complicated @_@ I wonder what will happen now that Dirk confessed everything
Jake is such a mess, poor fella…

General Terror and The Tailorbird from the Superstuck universe

gosh their story is getting all complicated @_@ I wonder what will happen now that Dirk confessed everything

Jake is such a mess, poor fella…

Jake you lookin’ good

Jake you lookin’ good

5 notes

antemrd:


One of these days, you let three words slip as you’re walking away and waving, right after kissing him on the lips by accident. 
I love you. 

Scene from Never Been Happier by GobettiOkay this scene was way too awesome but dfjsklsdf I failed badly.

ALRIGHT FINALLY COMMENTING AND TAGGING THIS MASTERPIECE
akhddfdfg I have no idea what to say, I am speechless, I swear I even teared up a little when I saw this
its the first time someone made fanart for one of my fics and the fact that I inspired someone to do something this beautiful, this gorgeous, this……… oh my god it’s too much I cant even
flais
flies into the wind

antemrd:

One of these days, you let three words slip as you’re walking away and waving, right after kissing him on the lips by accident.

I love you.

Scene from Never Been Happier by Gobetti
Okay this scene was way too awesome but dfjsklsdf I failed badly.

ALRIGHT FINALLY COMMENTING AND TAGGING THIS MASTERPIECE

akhddfdfg I have no idea what to say, I am speechless, I swear I even teared up a little when I saw this

its the first time someone made fanart for one of my fics and the fact that I inspired someone to do something this beautiful, this gorgeous, this……… oh my god it’s too much I cant even

flais

flies into the wind

Never Been Happier

((I wrote this one fairly quickly, but not as quickly as I wished! Still, here it is! My half of the art trade I did with antemrd! I hope you like it, and I hope that you understand at least the most important parts :> this was so much fun to write, dominating!Jake is really nice.

Anyway, I’d also like to dedicate this to Andy. Two words: testicle play. The fandom needs more of it. This is my contribution; everyone should follow my example, please and thank you.

On to the fic!))

Fic on AO3

Summary: Your name is Jake English, and right now, you’re completely sure you’ve never been happier in your entire life.


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Far, Far Awaystuck 1/2

((Okay, remember that cool idea for an AU I had the other day? Decided to make a fanfic of it. Also doodle a couple of stuff, I’ll see if I can post them later. The fanfic will end on the end of the second movie, because the 3rd and the 4th were not as good; I’ll make a separate post to explain the differences between the movie and this AU))

Work Title: An adventure to call your own (Shrek’s first movie)

Fic on AO3

Summary: Karkat Vantas is an adult troll, feared by the villagers of the kingdom and also by everyone or everything else who ever laid eyes on him, but he actually likes that, because it means he’s constantly left alone and unbothered.

But when he accidentally saves a half boy, half bunny from impending doom, his life and his so beloved peace and quietness begin crashing down as he finds himself in one crazy adventure after the other. And he absolutely loathes the bunny boy for it (but then again, not really).


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