Jake’s (fancy) Vocabulary!
So I could practice writing the speech of one endearing Jake English (he’s real hard to write, gosh!), I decided to go through all of his pesterlogs and gather a few uncommon words and the expressions he uses. Thus I am now sharing said list to you, Tumblr, so you can enjoy it as well!
Please let me know if there’s any word that I might’ve forgotten and I’ll add it to the list :)
Click “Read More”!! (it’s a pretty long list)
Oh for frigs flipping sake.
Dag nab it!
Great caesars ghost!
Fuckin SHUCKS buster
Holy fucking mackerel!
Jesus christofer kringlefucker!
Cheese and fucking crackers!
" I believe they are not incongruous with those of a feisty and provocative young woman.”
"There are a fuckload of irons in the fire"
" You know like actually in person instead of through his aggravating liaison who is so far up his own ass with this hal 9000 schtick its ridonkulous."
" The guns and how they blaze will be metaphors for my tenacity and gumption as an elite gamer."
"Nor am i a quaint man of the past. Pardon me but do i SOUND like some trollycar bellwether toiling in the heart of the mustache belt from the ruff n tumble year of nineteen aught nine???"
"That boorish cur!!!"
" WELL GOOD RIDDANCE TO IRONIC HIPSTER DOUCHEWAD RUBBISH IS WHAT I HAVE TO SAY ABOUT THAT!"
"What is even the rootin tootin POINT of this game?"
"Make it snappy shitknickers!"
" Scoot that noggin my way at your ready then."
"I know this is meant to be a spanking ripsnorter of a day for you and all."
"knack for gadgetry"
"far flung future"
"PANACHE AND SWAGGER"
"BANDY WITH APLOMB"
"abreast of the raddest jargon"