Someone needs to tell Lil Cal to tone it down.

Someone needs to tell Lil Cal to tone it down.

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since I haven’t posted anything here in a really long time, here
have a chibi!Dave

since I haven’t posted anything here in a really long time, here

have a chibi!Dave

Jake’s (fancy) Vocabulary!

Ahoy mates!

So I could practice writing the speech of one endearing Jake English (he’s real hard to write, gosh!), I decided to go through all of his pesterlogs and gather a few uncommon words and the expressions he uses. Thus I am now sharing said list to you, Tumblr, so you can enjoy it as well!

Please let me know if there’s any word that I might’ve forgotten and I’ll add it to the list :)

Click “Read More”!! (it’s a pretty long list)

Exclamations:

Okey doke.

Egad!

Blasted!

Frig!

Friggin…!

Oh for frigs flipping sake.

Dag nab it!

Devilfucking dickens!

Great caesars ghost!

Capital!

Eureka!

Fuckin SHUCKS buster

Whoa nelly

Gadzooks!

Holy fucking mackerel!

Jesus christofer kringlefucker!

Phooey!

Bravo!

Pshaw!

Howdy!

Right o!

Ahoy!

Cheese and fucking crackers!

Anyhoo…

Booyeah!

Hogswallop!

Good gravy!

Thats aces!

 

Words:

jerkwad

coldcocked

everfriggin

bogarting

whatsits

dadblasted

incongruous

ripsnorter

discombobulated

malarkey

grappled

reconvene

caboose

prattling

doodad

contraption

henceforth

humdingers

rugged

tenterhooks

vaunted

pilfered

forebears

entrepreneurial

scoundrels

cockeyed

catawampus

bedeviling

spiffy

untapped

disconcerting

blunder

moniker

bluster

babbling

inscrutable

deterred

envision

madame

forthcoming

alluded

Indubitably

pilfer

treacheries

contraption

botherations

brash

overzealous

Darned

Benignly

thingamabob

dickens

Preposterous

comrade

gizmo

suckered

curmudgeonly

cahoots

ditch

boondoggle

dadblasted

frightfully

overture

camaraderie

kerchief

platitudinous

bandying

reconvene

leisurely

accosting

assails

banter

warez

heartell

jimmied

pickpocket

incongruous

discerning

fathom

whistlemaker

bequeath

bummer

Quotes:

" I believe they are not incongruous with those of a feisty and provocative young woman.”

"There are a fuckload of irons in the fire"

" You know like actually in person instead of through his aggravating liaison who is so far up his own ass with this hal 9000 schtick its ridonkulous."

" The guns and how they blaze will be metaphors for my tenacity and gumption as an elite gamer."

"Nor am i a quaint man of the past. Pardon me but do i SOUND like some trollycar bellwether toiling in the heart of the mustache belt from the ruff n tumble year of nineteen aught nine???"

"That boorish cur!!!"

" WELL GOOD RIDDANCE TO IRONIC HIPSTER DOUCHEWAD RUBBISH IS WHAT I HAVE TO SAY ABOUT THAT!"

"What is even the rootin tootin POINT of this game?"

"Make it snappy shitknickers!"

" Scoot that noggin my way at your ready then."

"I know this is meant to be a spanking ripsnorter of a day for you and all."

Other stuff:

"bone head"

"top notch"

"indiscernible slight"

"roughhouse droid"

"prudish pedantry"

"cockamamie goofoff"

"spurious hijinks"

"thorough pickle"

"lickety split"

"bottom boonbuck"

"knack for gadgetry"

"far flung future"

"PANACHE AND SWAGGER"

"BANDY WITH APLOMB"

"guffaws aplenty"

"abreast of the raddest jargon"

"miss zuipperpips"

khemi:

karcakes:

farareusis:

AND THAT’S WHAT FUCKING MATTERS.

Some motivationstuck for me because I needed it and Karkat has some good stuff to say to me right now…

i’m crying, thank you karkat

Wow, holy shit, I need this right now. :’)

feelings

(Source: anatoly-vassy)

Beads

((WOW FUCK I HAVENT POSTED ANYTHING IN AGES!!!

This is for my bro Sugois!!! Happy birthday, have some stridercest <333))

Fic on AO3

Summary: Dave finds his brother’s sex toy stash, and takes interest in one very particular item…

—-

When you entered your bro’s bedroom and started shuffling through the top drawer of his dresser, you were looking for a nice shirt to wear so maybe you could surprise him once he came home from his DJing gig. You know. Wearing only the shirt and nothing else. Maybe act sexy, with the promise of steamy hot sex afterward.

Yeah okay, you’re fucking horny and want to get some tonight.

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why is Tora so goddamn cute I mean wow gosh

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ohaitherejohn
(inspired by someone~)

ohaitherejohn

(inspired by someone~)

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Believe it or Not

Summary: Dirk, Jane’s friend, sometimes sends you these… looks. You can almost feel them, even from behind those ridiculous shades he wears.

You honestly don’t know what’s the deal with this kid.

(Alpha universe - Older!John/younger!Dirk) (For Zillyhooka, emperor of John/bro :’) enjoy, sweeties~)


Fic on AO3


He’s in your house again.

God damn it why is he in your house again.

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(not so) quick rosemary doodle
someone help me im feeling down
help

(not so) quick rosemary doodle

someone help me im feeling down

help

mahximum:

Strider, this is gay.
Strider, stop.

thats ironic bro
learn your shit

mahximum:

Strider, this is gay.

Strider, stop.

thats ironic bro

learn your shit

(via marinab0t)

A few sketches from my notebook

I haven’t drawn much :/ and when I do it usually looks terrible (so these are the ones that don’t look terrible)

orangelemonart:

“Huh. Does this mean I did something right?”
Gobetti is lovely and Gobetti’s fics are lovely and aaaaaah I’m really weak for Karkat letting little smiles loose and fics where John is the one being a little bitchy for once
perfect short fic
cute babies

SCREAMS&#160;!!!
I wish I could be more coherent but I saw this like five hours ago but I was on the living room couch and I couldnt reblog it and now I&#8217;m back from college so coherentness is not my best at this time of the night and my state of spirit but omg
just
i mean
omgogmogmogmgogmomg eeeeee~~~&#160;; w ; 
(this is me being coherent)
(but then again not really)

orangelemonart:

“Huh. Does this mean I did something right?”

Gobetti is lovely and Gobetti’s fics are lovely and aaaaaah I’m really weak for Karkat letting little smiles loose and fics where John is the one being a little bitchy for once

perfect short fic

cute babies

SCREAMS !!!

I wish I could be more coherent but I saw this like five hours ago but I was on the living room couch and I couldnt reblog it and now I’m back from college so coherentness is not my best at this time of the night and my state of spirit but omg

just

i mean

omgogmogmogmgogmomg eeeeee~~~ ; w ; 

(this is me being coherent)

(but then again not really)

Don’t Panic 5/?

((GUESS WHO’S BACK

BACK AGAIN))

((sorry for the delay! ;3;))

—-

Vriska wakes me up at five in the morning. She must’ve put my head on her lap while I was asleep, because I really can’t remember using her bony knees as a pillow. Honestly, I can’t help but think to myself that the floor is actually a bit more comfortable than her.

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Slime

((THIS IS FOR THE WONDERFUL EYECANDYRLYBURNS FOR DRAWING SLIME!DAVE THAT I NEVER EVEN KNEW I NEEDED. This fic was a lot of fun to work on! :D I hope you guys like it!! <3 ))

Fic on AO3

Summary: Dave sleeps in the tub and walks as silently as a streaming river and you’re more and more fascinated by him with each passing day.

You meet him during a visitation to a chemicals fabric, all huddled up and hidden away at a dark corner where nobody could see him.

Nobody but you, that is.

You never let him out of your sight after that.

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