My World Of Randomness

khemi:

karcakes:

farareusis:

AND THAT’S WHAT FUCKING MATTERS.

Some motivationstuck for me because I needed it and Karkat has some good stuff to say to me right now…

i’m crying, thank you karkat

Wow, holy shit, I need this right now. :’)

feelings

Beads

((WOW FUCK I HAVENT POSTED ANYTHING IN AGES!!!

This is for my bro Sugois!!! Happy birthday, have some stridercest <333))

Fic on AO3

Summary: Dave finds his brother’s sex toy stash, and takes interest in one very particular item…

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When you entered your bro’s bedroom and started shuffling through the top drawer of his dresser, you were looking for a nice shirt to wear so maybe you could surprise him once he came home from his DJing gig. You know. Wearing only the shirt and nothing else. Maybe act sexy, with the promise of steamy hot sex afterward.

Yeah okay, you’re fucking horny and want to get some tonight.

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why is Tora so goddamn cute I mean wow gosh

ohaitherejohn

(inspired by someone~)

Believe it or Not

Summary: Dirk, Jane’s friend, sometimes sends you these… looks. You can almost feel them, even from behind those ridiculous shades he wears.

You honestly don’t know what’s the deal with this kid.

(Alpha universe - Older!John/younger!Dirk) (For Zillyhooka, emperor of John/bro :’) enjoy, sweeties~)

Fic on AO3

He’s in your house again.

God damn it why is he in your house again.

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(not so) quick rosemary doodle

someone help me im feeling down

help

mahximum:

Strider, this is gay.

Strider, stop.

thats ironic bro

learn your shit

(via marinab0t)

A few sketches from my notebook

I haven’t drawn much :/ and when I do it usually looks terrible (so these are the ones that don’t look terrible)

orangelemonart:

“Huh. Does this mean I did something right?”

Gobetti is lovely and Gobetti’s fics are lovely and aaaaaah I’m really weak for Karkat letting little smiles loose and fics where John is the one being a little bitchy for once

perfect short fic

cute babies

SCREAMS !!!

I wish I could be more coherent but I saw this like five hours ago but I was on the living room couch and I couldnt reblog it and now I’m back from college so coherentness is not my best at this time of the night and my state of spirit but omg

just

i mean

omgogmogmogmgogmomg eeeeee~~~ ; w ; 

(this is me being coherent)

(but then again not really)

Don’t Panic 5/?

((GUESS WHO’S BACK

BACK AGAIN))

((sorry for the delay! ;3;))

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Vriska wakes me up at five in the morning. She must’ve put my head on her lap while I was asleep, because I really can’t remember using her bony knees as a pillow. Honestly, I can’t help but think to myself that the floor is actually a bit more comfortable than her.

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Jake’s (fancy) Vocabulary!

Ahoy mates!

So I could practice writing the speech of one endearing Jake English (he’s real hard to write, gosh!), I decided to go through all of his his pesterlogs and gather a few uncommon words and the expressions he uses. Thus I am now sharing said list to you, Tumblr, so you can enjoy it as well!

Please let me know if there’s any word that I might’ve forgotten and I’ll add it to the list :)

Click “Read More”!! (it’s a pretty long list)

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Slime

((THIS IS FOR THE WONDERFUL EYECANDYRLYBURNS FOR DRAWING SLIME!DAVE THAT I NEVER EVEN KNEW I NEEDED. This fic was a lot of fun to work on! :D I hope you guys like it!! <3 ))

Fic on AO3

Summary: Dave sleeps in the tub and walks as silently as a streaming river and you’re more and more fascinated by him with each passing day.

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You meet him during a visitation to a chemicals fabric, all huddled up and hidden away at a dark corner where nobody could see him.

Nobody but you, that is.

You never let him out of your sight after that.

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So I have this plan of making an illustrated Homestuck fanfic, and I want to work on some of the ideas I had for it!

The story is Jake/Dirk, and it’s an AU where they don’t know each other and Dirk works as a prostitute/stripper in a really fancy and expansive house where all the men and women wear masks so they can’t be recognized, and each person represents a nation by wearing their typical outfits. Dirk is obviously Japan, duh, and he’s a slightly muscled twinkie.

So Jake’s friends decide to treat him to a hooker on his 21st birthday, since he’s still a virgin, and they all decide to “rent” a prostitute for him for five weeks (that’s how it works: the people who work there have strippers job during the week and prostitute jobs during the weekend (sundays are their days off), so when someone wants to “rent” their services, they pay for x weeks, and they come back for that amount of weeks and have sex with the worker they “rented”, thus making a “reservation” really hard to make and the service really darn expansive). Jake is jiterry and nervous and not at all happy at first but he ends up giving in once he sees the geisha and wow she’s pretty. Afterwards, the house owner tells him that it’s actually a male worker and that he may change to a female one if he wants, but then Jake is like “huh………… no actually I want to keep him oh my god I’m okay with he fact that he’s a male oh my god??” and they end up seeing each other once a week for five weeks.

The fanfic will have five chapters and each one of them will have at least one illustration. I’ll post it only after I finish writing and drawing everything, thus, this project will take quite a while for me to finish.

But I’m really excited about it anyway! Here, have a geisha!Dirk as a teaser.

tcocklives:

gobetti replied to your post: He’s not broken, and anyone who wants to say that he is can come here and fight me.

you said it bro

Word.

shoutbot:

That’s the how much I have until now. hehe 

Oh wow, I’m the female!trickster John! Looking really derp, Jaqueline.

And I’m the fem!Godtier!John wearing a mustache and holding that gigantic Zillyhoo.

So proud of myself.