Someone needs to tell Lil Cal to tone it down.
So I could practice writing the speech of one endearing Jake English (he’s real hard to write, gosh!), I decided to go through all of his pesterlogs and gather a few uncommon words and the expressions he uses. Thus I am now sharing said list to you, Tumblr, so you can enjoy it as well!
Please let me know if there’s any word that I might’ve forgotten and I’ll add it to the list :)
Click “Read More”!! (it’s a pretty long list)
Oh for frigs flipping sake.
Dag nab it!
Great caesars ghost!
Fuckin SHUCKS buster
Holy fucking mackerel!
Jesus christofer kringlefucker!
Cheese and fucking crackers!
" I believe they are not incongruous with those of a feisty and provocative young woman.”
"There are a fuckload of irons in the fire"
" You know like actually in person instead of through his aggravating liaison who is so far up his own ass with this hal 9000 schtick its ridonkulous."
" The guns and how they blaze will be metaphors for my tenacity and gumption as an elite gamer."
"Nor am i a quaint man of the past. Pardon me but do i SOUND like some trollycar bellwether toiling in the heart of the mustache belt from the ruff n tumble year of nineteen aught nine???"
"That boorish cur!!!"
" WELL GOOD RIDDANCE TO IRONIC HIPSTER DOUCHEWAD RUBBISH IS WHAT I HAVE TO SAY ABOUT THAT!"
"What is even the rootin tootin POINT of this game?"
"Make it snappy shitknickers!"
" Scoot that noggin my way at your ready then."
"I know this is meant to be a spanking ripsnorter of a day for you and all."
"knack for gadgetry"
"far flung future"
"PANACHE AND SWAGGER"
"BANDY WITH APLOMB"
"abreast of the raddest jargon"
AND THAT’S WHAT FUCKING MATTERS.
Some motivationstuck for me because I needed it and Karkat has some good stuff to say to me right now…
i’m crying, thank you karkat
Wow, holy shit, I need this right now. :’)
((WOW FUCK I HAVENT POSTED ANYTHING IN AGES!!!
This is for my bro Sugois!!! Happy birthday, have some stridercest <333))
Summary: Dave finds his brother’s sex toy stash, and takes interest in one very particular item…
When you entered your bro’s bedroom and started shuffling through the top drawer of his dresser, you were looking for a nice shirt to wear so maybe you could surprise him once he came home from his DJing gig. You know. Wearing only the shirt and nothing else. Maybe act sexy, with the promise of steamy hot sex afterward.
Yeah okay, you’re fucking horny and want to get some tonight.
Summary: Dirk, Jane’s friend, sometimes sends you these… looks. You can almost feel them, even from behind those ridiculous shades he wears.
You honestly don’t know what’s the deal with this kid.
(Alpha universe - Older!John/younger!Dirk) (For Zillyhooka, emperor of John/bro :’) enjoy, sweeties~)
He’s in your house again.
God damn it why is he in your house again.
Gobetti is lovely and Gobetti’s fics are lovely and aaaaaah I’m really weak for Karkat letting little smiles loose and fics where John is the one being a little bitchy for once
perfect short fic
I wish I could be more coherent but I saw this like five hours ago but I was on the living room couch and I couldnt reblog it and now I’m back from college so coherentness is not my best at this time of the night and my state of spirit but omg
omgogmogmogmgogmomg eeeeee~~~ ; w ;
(this is me being coherent)
(but then again not really)
((GUESS WHO’S BACK
((sorry for the delay! ;3;))
Vriska wakes me up at five in the morning. She must’ve put my head on her lap while I was asleep, because I really can’t remember using her bony knees as a pillow. Honestly, I can’t help but think to myself that the floor is actually a bit more comfortable than her.
((THIS IS FOR THE WONDERFUL EYECANDYRLYBURNS FOR DRAWING SLIME!DAVE THAT I NEVER EVEN KNEW I NEEDED. This fic was a lot of fun to work on! :D I hope you guys like it!! <3 ))
Summary: Dave sleeps in the tub and walks as silently as a streaming river and you’re more and more fascinated by him with each passing day.
You meet him during a visitation to a chemicals fabric, all huddled up and hidden away at a dark corner where nobody could see him.
Nobody but you, that is.
You never let him out of your sight after that.